Kids4DiamondsCraft

hurt feelings, Childhood, children, Asshole, North Carolina

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the joys of sibling rivalry, passive-aggressive comments, and blatant favoritism just like in real life!

Our server offers a unique experience where you can relive all the drama and chaos of family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will your older sister ignore your calls just like in real life? Will she guilt-trip you for taking care of your sick child? The possibilities are endless!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama in Minecraft form. And remember, if you don’t leave your child with a stranger for a month, you’re just like the rest of us assholes!

Soulful Games Minecraft Server

emotional, Thought-provoking, games, soul-stirring, Atmospheric

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. We guarantee you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So why wait? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, it’s the perfect blend of insanity and fun!

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New Server IP
No. Minecraft SMP 145595258 by AnonYmous

Minecraft, Fiction, Suspense, anonymous author, Suspenseful

Welcome to the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And guess what? They taught this player how to do the moonwalk while exploding in perfect sync. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Another player discovered a hidden portal that led to a parallel universe where pigs rode on the backs of chickens and the trees were made of diamonds. It was like something out of a fever dream, but they swear it’s true!

So if you want to experience the wild, wacky, and downright absurd adventures that await you on this Minecraft SMP, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

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New Server IP
CookieCraft SMP

PvE, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief. This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on the latest hardware.

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

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New Server IP
Deep End Divas Minecraft Server

Server, WOMENS RIGHTS, women’s perspective, societal expectations, women’s issues

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow in the best way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples and slime balls. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft? Come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

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New Server IP
Rejected 82K Minecraft SMP

bearish trend, resistance level, REJECTED, price speculation, market psychology

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of dirt in the server.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player build an entire castle out of nothing but melons. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a piglin.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hunt we have going on. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond block somewhere on the map, guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing sunglasses. Will you be the one to find it and claim your title as the ultimate Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and see just how low we can go in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

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New Server IP

Kids4DiamondsCraft

Soulful Games Minecraft Server

No. Minecraft SMP 145595258 by AnonYmous

CookieCraft SMP

Deep End Divas Minecraft Server

Rejected 82K Minecraft SMP