New Minecraft Servers

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

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  • LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

    LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between German humor and Georgian humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with sauerkraut jokes and khachapuri puns.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a German player and a Georgian player walked into a bar… and the bartender said, “Why the long faces?” But then they both started telling jokes and everyone in the bar couldn’t stop laughing for hours! True story.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic comedy battles where you have to make the other players laugh or else you get kicked off the server. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the battle of German humor vs Georgian humor begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP: Honkai Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP: Honkai Star Rail General

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Glow-up Edition SMP for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    In our latest version, “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn,” you’ll embark on a quest like never before. Explore new lands, battle fearsome monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. And don’t forget to check out our Golden Epic Trailer, “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” for some epic inspiration.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon powerful characters like The Herta and Aglaea. These 5-star heroes will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes for exclusive rewards. Just use the code STARRAILKARAOKERAPPAISHERE to unlock a special surprise.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Glow-up Edition SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nukemc

    Nukemc

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    98% Vanilla Anarchy bedrock/java server Difficulty-normal Game mode-survival Pvp-enabled location-Canada keep inventory-off 60max players

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

    SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

    Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! That’s right, THE Gawr Gura from Hololive is a regular player on our server, building underwater temples and battling creepers like a pro.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive merch, pop-up parades, and even Holomyth earbuds for all our members. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Gura dropping some sick beats with her custom Minecraft songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from unexpected Twitter memes to TikTok dance parties, this server is a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

    Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

    But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

    Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

    And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

    Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Serverggop Minecraft server

    Serverggop Minecraft server

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    THERE IS MYSTICITY HERE

    Server666ggop.aternos.me:56089

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

    Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

    Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

    MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

    Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

    And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

    But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

    Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

    When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

    And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

    Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

    LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

    So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Apple Craft

    Apple Craft

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    In Apple Craft we strive to produce the highest quality experience for new and returning players. We make sure to remove P2W aspects to make the game fair and safe for everyone. We use an in-game currency which is non-purchasable to buy our crates. We have casinos, crates, quests, survival, shops, survival and more.

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