KidneyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Memesters: Where Noob meets Pro in the Quest for Diamonds

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with dancing cows and flying pigs. They were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a talking sheep who will teach you the secret to unlimited diamonds. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixelated Pals Gone Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old sprites? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole gang of misunderstood sprites just waiting to cause chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a chance to hang out with sprites who have been kicked out of other servers for their wild antics. From prankster pixies to rebellious goblins, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of unicorn that farts rainbows and a talking creeper who tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the chaos of our misunderstood sprites. Just be prepared for a wild ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BoomerCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring, clean houses in Minecraft? Come join our server where we embrace the chaos and filth of a house that hasn’t been cleaned in decades! We’ve got fridges full of mysterious brown substances just waiting to be discovered. Who needs modern cleanliness when you can have a house straight out of a horror movie? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	945676	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MeowCraft: Where Cat Manga Reigns Supreme!

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Are you tired of boring old dog manga on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that cat manga is superior! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you build, mine, and explore in a world where cats rule the land. From epic cat battles to secret catnip gardens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why settle for dog manga when you can have the superior feline experience? Join us meow and see what all the purr-aise is about!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hype Slayer’s Minecraft Madness

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Remember the good ol’ days when Minecraft was all the rage and everyone was building epic structures and battling mobs? Well, we found the secret to bringing back that hype and it’s all on our server!

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Creeper Unicorn, whose explosions are filled with glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rediscover the hype of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9819	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCraft: Because they keep getting lost in our epic PvP battles!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Iran and Israel are locked in an epic battle, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and witness the chaos as creepers explode like missiles and players build walls taller than the Great Wall of China to protect their bases.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from enemy attacks and plot your own strategies to take down your foes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So why won’t Iran attack Israel on our server? Because they’re too busy trying to survive in this crazy, action-packed world where anything can happen. Join now and see for yourself why this server is the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Mahjong Masters – Meme Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Mahjong-themed paradise! Join us for epic battles and intense tile-matching action that will leave you on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive Mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Compete against the best players in the world and show them who’s the ultimate block builder!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret booru filled with rare Mahjong memes and hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most Mahjong-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the Mahjong madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Murderous Minecraft Mayhem: Where watching videos is just part of the fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique twist that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where watching videos of horrible murders and torture is not only accepted, but encouraged! Need a break from building your pixelated castle? Just pop on a video of someone getting their toenails ripped off and feel the stress melt away.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers exclusive mini-games like “Torture Chamber Escape” and “Murder Mystery Madness” where you can put your survival skills to the test in the most gruesome ways possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your sick sense of humor and a strong stomach!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sawyer’s Blocky Adventures: The Mispronounced Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us and witness epic battles between J. Sawyer and Todd Howard as they fight over who gets to nuke Shady Sands first. Will the NCR survive? Will your game be deleted from Fallout canon? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of drama anywhere else! So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have explosive drama like this? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HotBlock Society: Where Sexy Men are Locked in Pixels

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the tables have turned and the most unattractive players reign supreme! Join us in a world where the uglier you are, the more power you have. Say goodbye to those pesky pretty boys and hello to our glorious leader, who hasn’t seen their own reflection in years.

But don’t worry, it’s not all about looks here. Our server is filled with exciting challenges and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. From building giant statues of our not-so-handsome leader to battling it out in epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace their inner weirdness and celebrate their lack of conventional attractiveness? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a block of pure unattractiveness?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next ruler of our not-so-pretty kingdom.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Magic Items Found:	6930	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixelated Sushi Land

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Do you love Japan? Do you dream of building your own pixelated sushi restaurant while fending off creepers dressed as sumo wrestlers? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can explore a world filled with cherry blossom trees, majestic pagodas, and even ride on pixelated bullet trains. But beware, the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant Godzilla who breathes fireballs made of wasabi! So come join us for a kawaii adventure like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while wearing a kimono and battle mobs with your trusty samurai sword. Sayonara, boring servers! It’s time to level up your Minecraft game with us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Quarrelers: Where Building Bridges is Just as Hard as Breaking Them

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Are you tired of getting into heated arguments with your friends on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Instead of arguing, we encourage players to settle their differences with epic build battles and PvP duels. Who needs words when you can settle things with a good old-fashioned sword fight?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the ground is made of lava, the trees are made of diamonds, and the chickens ride pigs into battle. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of explode. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server for a hilariously chaotic time! Who knows, you might even make some new friends while you’re at it (or enemies, but hey, at least you’ll have fun)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magic Items Found:	6210	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic pixelated fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Guard Qiubai, 6* Vanguard Flametail, and 5* Specialist Mr. Nothing – because who wouldn’t want a specialist named Mr. Nothing on their team?

But wait, there’s more! How about a Design of Strife – Cardigan skin event where you can dress up your characters in the latest fashion trends?

And don’t even get me started on the upcoming content – 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian, and 5* Guard Akafuyu are just a taste of what’s to come.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re scared of having too much fun, that is.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

YOASOBI’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets the most important party you didn’t know you needed!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is powered by the mystical energy of YOASOBI! That’s right, every block you mine, every mob you slay, is infused with the power of the most important thing to happen to modern anime.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the ability to summon anime characters to fight by your side. Imagine charging into battle with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon at your back! And don’t even get me started on the epic YOASOBI-themed events we host every week. From dance parties with virtual idols to treasure hunts for rare loot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the magic touch of YOASOBI for yourself. Trust us, once you’ve played on our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Farms Harvested:	709	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Chaos: Where Creeper Diplomacy Reigns Supreme

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Are you tired of living in a world filled with countries and borders? Do you just hate the whole world in general? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where countries don’t exist and you can roam freely without any pesky borders getting in your way.

Our server is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a parallel universe where the laws of the world don’t apply. Build your dream castle on a floating island, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So if you’re ready to escape the confines of the real world and join a place where anything goes, come join us on our server. Who needs countries when you can have a world of pure chaos and fun? Join us now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3