KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!

KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your kidneys hurt from sheer boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your kidney pain! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop fun that will have you saying, “Who needs kidneys when you have this server?!” So come on, join us and let’s make some kidney-aching memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested: 200 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dimension Hops: 10
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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