KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!

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CreeperCritic or RacistCreeper?
Are you tired of dealing with creepy dudes in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only creeps you’ll encounter are the ones hiding in the dark caves waiting to jump scare you! Our server is a safe space for all, regardless of age, gender, or nationality.Join us and experience a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without facing judgment or inappropriate comments. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with fellow gamers who appreciate you for who you are.
And hey, if you’re looking for a German husband to get citizenship, we’ve got plenty of villagers who are ready to trade with you! No need to deal with crusty old white guys here, just friendly players who are here to have a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave the real world creeps behind!
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AnxiousCraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, I was so anxious before I joined, but now I’m like a pro at building pixelated houses and slaying virtual zombies. It’s like therapy but with creepers and diamonds, you feel me?So, like, this server is run by this super cool dude who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ carrot! And he’s always throwing these crazy events where we have to battle giant chickens or race pigs across lava lakes. It’s wild, man.
And the community is just amazing, like a big dysfunctional family. We have this one guy who only communicates in meows and another who builds nothing but giant statues of potatoes. It’s a riot, I tell ya.
So, if you wanna escape reality for a bit and just have a blast with some wacky peeps, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’ll get ya when you least expect it!
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MerzCraft: Nato’s Last Stand
so, like, u know that guy Friedrich Merz? he’s like, gonna be the next big boss in Germany or whatever. and he’s all like, yo, Nato is gonna be dead soon if we don’t do something about it. so, like, come join our minecraft server and help save Nato or whatever. we gotta build epic bases and fight off the bad guys to keep Nato alive. plus, like, Friedrich Merz might even pop in and say hi while he’s not busy being all important and stuff. so, like, join now and be a hero for Nato or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.