KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!

discomfort, consequences, addiction, Laughter, Body

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your kidneys hurt from sheer boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your kidney pain! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop fun that will have you saying, “Who needs kidneys when you have this server?!” So come on, join us and let’s make some kidney-aching memories together!

MerzCraft: Nato’s Last Stand

elections, Germany elections, global affairs, chancellor, Diplomacy

so, like, u know that guy Friedrich Merz? he’s like, gonna be the next big boss in Germany or whatever. and he’s all like, yo, Nato is gonna be dead soon if we don’t do something about it. so, like, come join our minecraft server and help save Nato or whatever. we gotta build epic bases and fight off the bad guys to keep Nato alive. plus, like, Friedrich Merz might even pop in and say hi while he’s not busy being all important and stuff. so, like, join now and be a hero for Nato or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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Shroomy Oasis: Antioxidant Fun

natural remedies, Oyster mushrooms, Shroomy, anticancer effects, Vegetarian

come join dis epic minecraft server where we have OYSTER MUSHROOMS dat give u SUPERPOWERS like flying and shooting laser beams out ur eyes. dey have bioactive compunds dat make u IMMORTAL and give u SUPER STRENGTH to defeat all ur enemies. plus, dey have antioxidant powers dat make u invincible to all da haters tryna bring u down. join now and become da ultimate warrior in dis crazy world of mushrooms and mayhem!

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SmartieSMP

#exciting, Builder, hand built, Events, Explorer
Welcome to our Survival SMP Server!

We’re excited to invite new players to join our Survival SMP server! Read on for more information.

About the Server

Focus Fun and authentic Minecraft experience

Plugins None, vanilla gameplay

Seasonal Resets Every two months

What You Can Expect
If you’re looking for a laid-back but active SMP community, join us now!

How to Join

Join our Discord server here.

FAQ

Q: Are there any plugins/mods on the server?

A: No, we focus on providing a vanilla Minecraft experience with no additional plugins or mods.

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Q: What are the rules regarding PvP and stealing?

A: PvP and stealing are allowed, but the server’s core focus is on survival and community building.
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Enchanted Age Realms 1.20.3

Enchanted, misconceptions, age, seduction, approach

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll learn the secret to seducing women in their 30s! We have a special potion that makes you irresistible to older ladies, they won’t be able to resist your blocky charm! Plus, our server is full of 30-something year old players looking for love, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to practice your skills. Don’t miss out on this chance to level up your dating game and conquer the hearts of mature women in Minecraft!

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PupPals SMP: Bad Dog Names

unusual pet names, bad, funny pet names, unusual dog names, weird dog names

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in blocky form. We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn spawns and gives you a high-five. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with creepers instead of clowns.

And don’t even get me started on the dog names in this server. We’ve got Fluffy McFlufferson, Sir Barksalot, and even Princess Poops-a-Lot. It’s like a pet parade gone wrong, but in the best way possible. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, because in this Minecraft world, anything is possible.

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