come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have FUN! we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a feather!

we have a secret hidden dungeon where you can rescue child hostages forced to watch violent murders, but be careful, the captors are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows!

build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, because why not?

join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!

and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties in the nether, where the floor is lava and the music is bumpin’!

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 New Chunks Explored: 566440
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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