KidlessCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6092	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	3175
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	192
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	116	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Potions Brewed:	177
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!

HeatWarsMC

Accommodation, autism, bad attitude, Boundaries, cleaning schedule, compromise, Controlling, Dismissive, DISRESPECTFUL, guilt trip, Heating, HeatWarsMC, housemate, indoor temperatures, Invasive, Temperature, thermostat, UK standard, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	5879	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dimension Hops:	14
Villages Defended:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284

Are you tired of compromising on your Minecraft server preferences? Join our server where we have a strict 16-17°C temperature limit to keep things cool and cozy! No more unbearable heat like on other servers, we prioritize your comfort here.

Plus, we don’t use autism as an excuse to guilt trip others into getting our way. Our players are respectful and understanding, no matter what challenges they may face. Say goodbye to rude and dismissive behavior, and hello to a welcoming and inclusive community.

And don’t worry about sharing responsibilities on our server – we have a strict cleaning schedule that everyone actually follows! No more one person doing all the work while others sit back and relax. We believe in fairness and teamwork here.

So come join our Minecraft server today, where the temperature is just right and the atmosphere is always friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you experience the difference!

Players:	98/900	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Villages Defended:	15