KidlessCraft: Where adults play pretend with blocks and hope their virtual pets don’t starve to death

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KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	kidlesscraft.com
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty (Main World)
Version	1.20.4 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC

Core Server Rules:

Be Respectful
Be Ethical
Use Common Sense

Features List:

Multiverse with different worlds
Various plugins for enhanced gameplay
Datapacks for additional features and enhancements

Extensive FAQ Questions & Answers:

How do I join the server?

To get started, go to our discord channel discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format for easy whitelist process.

Is Bedrock edition supported on the server?

Yes, Bedrock players can join us using GeyserMC plugin.

What are the main server rules?

The core server rules are to be respectful, be ethical, and use common sense while playing on the server.

What are the different worlds available on the server?

We have multiverse worlds for Creative mode, Adventure mode, Space builds, Pixel art builds, Minigame builds/game nights, and Resource world.

What plugins are used on the server?

The server uses a variety of plugins including EssentialsX, McMMO, GriefPrevention, Vault, and many more for enhanced gameplay experience.

Are there any data packs used on the server?

Yes, we use datapacks like Armor Statues, Custom Villager Shops, Timber, XP Management, and more for additional features and enhancements.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixelated Punsylvania: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in the land of Foldsville, there was a group of players who discovered a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. Legend has it that whoever joins our server will have the chance to uncover this hidden treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animals you’ll come across in Foldsville.

And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can join our weekly prank wars where players compete to pull off the craziest and most hilarious pranks on each other. Just make sure you have your TNT ready!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Creeper Clan: Where We’re Grateful for Not Being Indian Every Morning

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Are you tired of being stuck at 5’7 in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be as tall as you want! Want to be a towering giant or a tiny pixie? The choice is yours! Plus, we have a special Indian height expansion pack for added fun.

Join our server and thank the Minecraft gods for the virtual life you’ve always dreamed of. But hurry, before Jeets deletes the thread and ruins all the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2986	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyFantasy404 – LOLcraft Server for Final Fantasy Fans!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a Final Fantasy game come to life! Join us for epic quests, magical battles, and crazy adventures that will make you feel like a true hero.

With our Final Fantasy-inspired world, you’ll be able to explore new realms, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. And don’t worry about getting bored, because we have so many versions and updates that you’ll never run out of things to do.

From Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster to Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out Final Fantasy Brave Exvius: War of the Visions for a truly mind-blowing experience.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the ultimate fantasy adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have Final Fantasy in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Buildings Constructed:	48	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ChaosCraft: Where We Make Your Minecraft Dreams a Nightmare!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies. Imagine the chaos and confusion as they try to fend off a barrage of clucking bombs!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground labyrinth filled with mischievous gnomes who will steal your items and leave behind ridiculous pranks. Good luck trying to navigate your way out of that mess!

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. That’s right, a dance-off! Who knew that the key to defeating a mighty beast was busting out your best moves?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Love Letters Sent:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Blocky Banter Brigade: Server No. 265471451 by Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can party with zombies and skeletons to the latest Minecraft hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Chicken, whose eggs are said to grant wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Mile High Club: A Minecraft Server for Exploring Denver’s Virtual Twin!

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Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life? Do you dream of living on the outskirts and commuting to work in style? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of city living and enjoy a peaceful commute to your virtual job.

Imagine waking up in your virtual house on the outskirts of our server, surrounded by beautiful pixelated landscapes and peaceful mobs. You hop on your virtual minecart and zip through the city to your virtual office, all while dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of commuting within the city like never before. Who needs a car when you can ride a minecart to work? Plus, you’ll never have to worry about traffic jams or road rage again. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hot Blocks & Cool Creepers: ‘/sauna/’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Opetuspainos! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for tacos made of pure gold.

So why wait? Join Opetuspainos today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. Just be sure to watch out for the ninja creepers and dancing skeletons – they’re known to throw epic dance parties that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Chimeras Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Void Armor Forged:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 673526275

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up out of nowhere to cheer you on!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a fierce army of ninja kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours – because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Animals Bred:	108
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

IranianMinecraftMadness: Where Scott Ritter’s military dreams come to life in pixelated glory!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Scott Ritter appears, ready to debate George Galloway on the best mining techniques. Will they settle their differences with a friendly game of spleef? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic LOLs!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will be roaming around causing chaos. And don’t miss out on the Blood Moon event where things get extra spooky with Kayle, Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand running amok.

But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.

And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crops Grown:	2352
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Emeralds Found:	7348
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

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Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Block Punch Mania

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Items Found:	3636
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.