KidlessCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

New Minecraft Servers

KidlessCraft was founded in 2016 as a place for staff members of other servers to find a relaxing spot away from kids, and has since grown into a group of passionate staff members who want to create the best experience possible for other adults like ourselves.

Recently in 2023 we have acquired our own server rack and are slowly growing out our community to games we love. We’d love for you to join us and help make our world even more unique!

We have an easy whitelist process to get started via discord, just click the link http://www.discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

Server IP: mc.kidlesscraft.com

Server Website: http://www.kidlesscraft.com

Server Location: Central US

Game Play Type: SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty

Version: 1.20.4 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC (Bedrock players can join us as well!)

Core Server Rules

-Be Respectful

-Be Ethical

-Use Common Sense

Features List:

Multiverse with worlds for: Creative mode, Adventure mode, Space builds, Pixel art builds, Minigame builds / game nights, Resource world.

Plugins include: AutomatedCrafting, BlueMap, ChatItem, Chests++, Citizens, CleanroomGenerator, CoreProtect, CraftBook, DiscordSRV, EssentialsX, Floodgate and MCGeyser, GriefPrevention, Gsit, HoverStats, McMMO, Multiverse, OpenAudioMC, Quests, Shopkeepers, SpectralDamage, Vehicles and Veinminer.

Datapacks include: Anti Enderman Grief, Armor Statues, Armored Elytra, Cauldron Concrete, Coordinates HUD, Custom Villager Shops, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops, More Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, Nullscape, Terralith, Timber, Trimmable Tools, Universal Dyeing, Unlock All Recipes, Wandering Trades and XP Management.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Animals Bred:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Potions Brewed:	57	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	139	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Magic Items Found:	7423	Star Shards Collected:	241
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	19

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	3511
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Animals Bred:	141	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Enchantments Applied:	107	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ores Mined:	3219	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	131
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Towns Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Zombie Dances:	10

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!