KidCraftDelusions | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9688
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Animals Bred:	37
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	1110
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Star Shards Collected:	76
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Star Shards Collected:	185	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Farms Harvested:	780
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Gods Slained:	2

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	234

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	68
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

Players:	96/500	Votes:	1770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2