KidCashNoThanks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Buildings Constructed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family teamwork! Just like this single dad and his generous son, we encourage our players to support each other in times of need, whether it’s fixing a tooth or building a castle.

Join us for a tooth-tastic adventure where you can earn in-game currency to help out your fellow players in need. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond toothbrush to keep those pearly whites sparkling!

Our server is filled with exciting challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing and bonding with your virtual family. So come on in and let’s build a tooth fairy kingdom together – because in this server, we’ve got each other’s backs, even if it means borrowing a few virtual coins!

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	121
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Farms Harvested:	372
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	6793
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	130	Void Gems Collected:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	155
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crops Grown:	5317	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9462	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Towns Built:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Farms Harvested:	350
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	45
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	8928	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	51
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2615	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!