Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Gods Slained: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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