Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit, or if you’ve ever dreamt of building a house entirely out of TNT (and actually living to tell the tale). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a llama (yes, it’s a thing). And every full moon, the server transforms into a giant dance party where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft, come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Farms Harvested:	288
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DislikeSMP – InstantlyUnliked

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t even get me started on the time someone pranked the entire server by replacing all the water with lava – chaos ensued, but it was hilarious!

If you’re looking for a server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and making ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig or stumble upon a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LuckyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever found a diamond block within the first five minutes of starting a new Minecraft world? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the chance to experience the most absurdly lucky moments you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft.

Our server is so lucky, we once had a player accidentally stumble upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples, stacks of diamonds, and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, folks. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the luck of a thousand leprechauns. You’ll find rare loot at every turn, mobs will drop diamonds like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on down to our server and test your luck. Who knows, you might just become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft history. Or at the very least, you’ll have a good laugh at the ridiculousness that ensues.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ores Mined:	1426
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AmmoDepotDisruptor Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this: you’re playing on this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, “Ukraine hits ammunition depots with domestic weapons in an attempt to disrupt Russia’s logistics” and you’re just like, “What the actual heck is going on here?!” But then you realize that this server is lit AF because you can use domestic weapons to blow up stuff and cause chaos like never before. Join now for a wild ride and see if you can outsmart the other players in this insane battle for control!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HaitiHavocCraft

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LOL come join dis minecraft server cuz we got gang attacks like in Haiti but without da real danger! u can build ur own gang base and defend it against rival gangs! we got baby zombies dat u can adopt and raise as ur own lil gang members! join now and show dem other players who da real boss is! #minecraftgangwarfare #babiezombies #joinusnow

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Paper Quit Science Craft

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yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server where scientists be droppin’ out like flies after they write their first paper? well, welcome to our server where we make science so lit that scientists can’t handle it for more than five years!

we got experiments that will blow your mind, like trying to turn creepers into kittens or making diamond armor out of actual diamonds. our lab is always poppin’ with potions brewing and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin.

join us and see why scientists are ditching their boring labs for a chance to get wild and wacky in our minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a scientist, then you might wanna rethink your career choices.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

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RLFactions Server Overview

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Features	Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3030
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1017
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	302678	Mines Excavated:	2771
Void Armor Forged:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2666
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Animals Bred:	42	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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RLFactions Server Overview

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

4. How can I join the server and community?

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