Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality itself!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the bowels of the Nether. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover that the moon is actually made of cheese and that Notch himself visits our server to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Falling into the Void: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Crops Grown: 7974
Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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