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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 5279 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
Alien Abductions: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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