Kid-FreeCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life? Look no further! Join our server for a kid-free vacation experience like no other!

Imagine building your dream castle without any pesky kids running around messing up your blocks. Picture exploring vast landscapes without worrying about little ones getting lost or causing mayhem.

On our server, you can relax, unwind, and enjoy some peace and quiet while you craft and mine to your heart’s content. Say goodbye to interruptions and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the kids at home where they belong. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Void Gems Collected:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Emeralds Found:	3082
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayHostServers

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Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Farms Harvested:	666
Crops Grown:	9508	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchantments Applied:	59
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6015

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Star Shards Collected:	173	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	101	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Zombie Dances:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.