Kid-Free Craft Minecraft Server

children, Communication, construction, Craft, danger, decision, disagreement, Expectations, family, handyman, Job, KidFree, Kids, Liability, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Play, power tools, Recommendation, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, work

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids while trying to build your dream deck in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about water balloons or distractions again! Our virtual world is kid-free zone, so you can focus on crafting and building without any interruptions.

Unlike real life, on our server, you won’t have to argue with parents about the safety hazards of having children around power tools. You can build to your heart’s content without any worries about liability or distractions.

Join now and experience the freedom of creating without the hassle of dealing with real-life drama. Who needs kids running around when you can have a peaceful and productive building experience? Come join us and leave the chaos behind!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	194	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	376949

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	1771
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	297	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1130	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Animals Bred:	163

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ores Mined:	6819	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	8577	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6545
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	149	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3992
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Falling into the Void:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.