KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	260
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GrampsGoneWildMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ores Mined:	4525	Love Letters Sent:	2
Towns Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

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Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	6153	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	77	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5599

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Farms Harvested:	169
Potions Brewed:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	1613
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	86855
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2838	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	602
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

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Cobblemonia <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/realms-smp-s3-rageelixir/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Overview

Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

Server Information

Server Version	1.20.1
Server Type	Whitelist Only
Content Creators	Yes

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
Can I join as a content creator?	Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
How quickly are applications reviewed?	Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

-Professor Tommo

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!