– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 817464 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7856 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us for a wild ride where the only tax you’ll have to worry about is the tax on your creativity. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with llamas who will never judge you for your questionable building choices.
Forget about healthcare, here you can respawn as many times as you want without any pesky medical bills. And as for gender equality, well, let’s just say our cows don’t care what gender you identify as when you’re trying to milk them.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5041 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and diamonds fall from the sky. We have secret caves filled with treasure, enchanted forests with talking animals, and a volcano that shoots out lava cookies (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron wing. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
So why waste your time exploring boring old countries when you could be living it up in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Tokoyami Towa’s 3D model is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Find the model, crack the code, and claim your rewards!
Plus, our server is filled with wacky events like Tokyo Online Party 2024 Autumn 3on3 with Tachikawa and Daigo, SCARZ CUP Apex Legends vol.4 with Crylix and Arisaka, and even Oogiri Derby where anything goes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Tokoyami Towa’s mysterious powers and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! From zombie dance parties to skeleton stand-up comedy shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is planning a surprise appearance for our next livestream. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become the ultimate pickmetuber in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 328 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!
But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!
Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.
Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.
But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.
Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8404 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 1680 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
