Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of zombie pigs start dancing the cha cha slide around you. it’s like, so random and hilarious, you won’t be able to stop laughing.
oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and party. you gotta see it to believe it, man.
plus, the admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance off. it’s like, the most epic showdown ever.
so, like, forget about all those boring servers, come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. you won’t regret it, bro.
