LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can be like Ukraine and reclaim territory from da evil Russian regiment! We got crazy battles, explosions, and u can be da hero of Kharkiv Oblast! Join now and show dem Russians who’s boss! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we cool like dat. Don’t miss out on da action, join now and be a part of dis epic adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 8322 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

    SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

    SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

    IP squeejcraft.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

    SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

    To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

    For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

    Rules

    • Be respectful. Be chill
    • No discrimination
    • No arguing or fighting
    • Hacking is not allowed
    • X-Ray is not allowed
    • Griefing is not allowed
    • Stealing is not allowed
    • Avoid swearing if possible
    • No excessive overbreeding
    • No advertising

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I use mods on the server? No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
    Are there any specific building rules? While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
    Is griefing allowed? No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
    How can I protect my land from being stolen? Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
    Can I request teleports to other players? Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 635 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Silly Furball Minecraft Server

    Silly Furball Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you – S/fur Girls with Guns Edition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with badass female characters armed to the teeth with all kinds of crazy weapons. From rocket launchers to laser guns, these girls mean business and they’re not afraid to show it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on hordes of zombie pigs and evil creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join S/fur Girls with Guns Edition today and get ready for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when one of those gun-toting girls might sneak up on you!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Zombie Dances: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Final Battle Music Minecraft SMP

    Final Battle Music Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the final battle is just a snoozefest? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the final battle is accompanied by epic dubstep music that will have you feeling like a total badass as you fight to the death!

    Picture this: You’re facing off against the server’s biggest PvP pro, sweat dripping down your face as you frantically click your mouse in a desperate attempt to take them down. And then, out of nowhere, the music kicks in and suddenly you’re in a full-blown action movie montage, complete with slow-motion shots of arrows flying through the air and explosions going off in the background. It’s like something out of a Michael Bay film, except you’re the star!

    So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just make sure you’ve got your best PvP gear ready, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoSisNoHouse

    NoSisNoHouse
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

    Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

    Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PupDefender Minecraft SMP

    PupDefender Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 305435

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveLetterCraft

    LoveLetterCraft
    Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Runes Activated: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

    ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

    imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

    join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

    YouthCraft: North Korea Edition
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

    our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

    if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Emeralds Found: 6924 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Villages Defended: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Meteorite Mayhem Server

    Meteorite Mayhem Server
    yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

    imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

    plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

    remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NovaSky

    NovaSky

    Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Love Poland Minecraft Server

    Love Poland Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 110 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

    No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

    So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 105 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Dimension Hops: 14
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GoldDiggerGamerLOL

    GoldDiggerGamerLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 480
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

    ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1233 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLoveTips

    CraftyLoveTips
    Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Runes Activated: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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