Keytan | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Buildings Constructed:	34	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	519	Dragon Eggs Found:	2768
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4356	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchantments Applied:	87
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	55	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	New Chunks Explored:	85344
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dragons Tamed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	132
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimension Hops:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition

borderline PD, diagnostic protocols, DSM-5, Edition, European ICD-11, female narcissism, grandiose narcissism, misdiagnosed, narcissism, new study, PixelPrincesses, skewed, vulnerable traits

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE REALITY OF NARCISSISTIC FEMALES! DSM-5 BE LIKE “MEN BE NARCISSISTS” BUT WE KNOW BETTER! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND AVOID THOSE BORDERLINE PD CHICKS! OUR ICD-11 FRIENDLY SERVER WILL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY DEAL WITH VULNERABLE TRAITS! BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ESCAPE FEMALE NARCISSISM! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

BingchillingMC

Adventure, Balanced, BingchillingMC, competitive, consent, Engaging, Environment, Heartsgain, Mechanic, Minecraft, modifications, PvP, Rainplay, Resources, rules, Server, smp, strategy, Strongest, Survival, Teams

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Minecraft Lifesteal Server Overview

Server Type	Normal Lifesteal
Main Feature	Lifesteal Mechanic
Rules	No Hacking or Griefing Choose Your Team PvP with Consent

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

No, we do not allow any form of hacking or cheating on the server to maintain a fair gameplay environment for all players.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing (destroying others’ bases or ruining the server world) is strictly prohibited to ensure a enjoyable experience for all players.

3. Can I choose to play solo or with a team?

Yes, you have the option to either team up with others or play solo based on your preference.

4. How does the Lifesteal mechanic work on this server?

Defeating other players in PvP allows you to gain hearts through the Lifesteal mechanic, enhancing your survivability in battles.

5. What should I do if I encounter unfair PvP situations?

If you experience unfair PvP situations such as random killing or spawn-trapping, please report it to the server admins for appropriate action.

6. How can I join the server?

You can join the server at xm.rainplay.cn:28963 to start your adventure in the Lifesteal world.

Players:	110/300	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1