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Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

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  • BlameCraft2021

    BlameCraft2021
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate political move of trashing everything in your territory so your opponents have to clean up the mess! But here’s the twist – we’ll also blame them for causing the chaos in the first place and taking credit for fixing it. It’s like playing real-life politics but in a virtual world! So come on in and show off your strategic skills in the most chaotic way possible. Who will come out on top in this game of political sabotage? Join now to find out!

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  • ★Quirm SMP

    ★Quirm SMP

    Quirm SMP

    Server Overview:

    Server Specs64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE

    Why Quirm SMP?

    • Have a pure vanilla experience with some spicy twists, Bunch of quests to obtain fair unobtainable items!
    • Interact with our fairly active community reaching up to 20+ Players on weekends!
    • Experience proximity chat gameplay!
    • This server runs on CoreProtect to prevent grief so you can keep gaming!
    • Get to experience unique events & competitions.
    • Play lag-free, expect 20 TPS 24/7

    Rules & Expectations

    • Must be at least 17 years old.
    • Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod.
    • Be civil and have common sense.
    • Must have a discord account to join the server.
    • Show respect to others at all times both in-game and on voice-chat.

    Additional Info:

    • All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect!
    • Obtain exclusive items thru weekly events on the server!
    • Mobs & Players drop heads upon death!
    • This is a friendly server, Builders are welcomed with open arms!
    • This server is exclusive to 1.21.4 and runs on Simple Voice Chat (Proximity Chat)
    • Weekly events & Border expansion.

    Apply Now!

    Apply here

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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take food fights to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out over virtual groceries and meals.

    Picture this: you’re planning a virtual salad for dinner, only to log on and find that your in-game partner has already eaten all the ingredients straight from the virtual fridge. And don’t even get us started on the pizza drama – will you be left with a few virtual slices while your partner hogs the virtual meat-heavy pie?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of fighting over virtual grilled cheese and soup, all while trying to set boundaries and compromises with your fellow players. Will you be accused of being “food aggressive” or controlling, or will you come out on top as the ultimate food warrior?

    Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos of food-related drama, disrespect, and overwhelming arguments. It’s not about the money, it’s about the sheer absurdity of it all. So grab your virtual fork and knife, and get ready to feast on the most outrageous food fights in Minecraft history!

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  • AutisticSisNoCareTakerLOL

    AutisticSisNoCareTakerLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the responsible sibling? Look no further! Join our server and escape the burden of taking care of your autistic sister like this poor player. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, explore, and have a good time without being guilt-tripped into caretaking duties. Plus, we promise not to call you heartless or a bad person for wanting to live your own life. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless it’s drama in the game, then bring it on!

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  • NoAlcoholNoProblem Minecraft SMP

    NoAlcoholNoProblem Minecraft SMP
    Yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that give out free hugs, and villagers that do the dab every time you trade with them.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who tells the spookiest bedtime stories?

    So, why do you not drink alcohol? Because you should be spending all your time on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of epicness! Join us now and prepare for the most wild and wacky adventure of your life!

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