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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Gods Slained: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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