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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Meteorites Collected: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 4349 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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