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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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