New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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New Minecraft Servers

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure ketamine. You mine that shiz and suddenly your character starts trippin’ balls, but in a good way. Forget about building houses and farms, on this server you build your own psychedelic wonderland.

And get this, when you’re feeling down and depressed, just log on and start mining that ketamine. It’s like a party in your brain, man. Your neural activity is like a machine gun going off, but then ketamine comes in and says “chill bro, I got you.”

Join this server for a wild ride through the depths of your mind. Who needs therapy when you have ketamine blocks to mine? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, trust me.

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