lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Zombie Dances: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 37

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY