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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	789132	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

[1.4.7] ϟChunkWarsϟ

CHUNKWARS A WHOLE NEW PVP EXPERIENCE

What is ChunkWars? ———————————————- ChunkWars Is An Entirely New PvP Game. Each Player Starts On A 16X16X16 Chunk. The Chunk Contains Resources And A Starter Chest. Every Night The Chest Is Refilled. You Have A 4 Minute Grace Period. After 4 Minutes, Its All Out PVP! Build Your Way To Other Chunks! LAST ONE STADING WINS! Visit Our Website To Donate And Get A Rank! www.chunkwars.webs.com DIAMOND TODAY! VOTE TODAY

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	257
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SWGaming

SWGaming Minecraft Server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RVL-CRAFT

We have 1 map Only no other maps just 1

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AnnihilationCraft

AnnihilationCraft is a Hardcore PvP Server IP: 69.175.52.20 Port: 25565 Website: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/home Forum: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/forum Voting: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/Voting Hoster: Beastnodes Chicago PvP: ALLOWED Stealing: ALLOWED Greifing: ALLOWED Hacking: NOT ALLOWED

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CubX

RolePlay server, structured cities, useful plugins, and a united team! TS3 Available, PixelArt world (Infinite Blocks) and PVP for fun! Visits are possible without registration!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Up and Rising

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

iCrafted

iCrafted is a new social minecraft server where you first need to register via http://www.icrafted.nl/account/register when done that you will recieve a mail to activate and you’ll be whitelisted

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TechCraft

TechCraft, an all, brand new, exciting Minecraft server with various activities for every person! From a survival world, to a creative world, we even have a PvP world for those rebellious types! Hosted worlds are also done too, as with our example of our Skyblock world! With fun activities being developed to be available in these worlds, and a fun, social, group of players, TechCraft tries it’s best to keep you away from boredom.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Adamas MCs Survival

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SquadCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Factions Hunger Games KitPvP SkyWars Mcmmo FactionsOB Creative SkyBlock Prison HCF More features and servers to come!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Tekkit/Towny Server

Brand new Grief-free server. have anti-grief protections set up. Towny is also a fun available option. Join my server and have a fun time no worries about being griefed and have your own space!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ItzNetwork

Lifestealsmp, Lobby, Minigames, Survival

A Network with servers such as lifesteal it is a great server to join with good community and much much more! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JOINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

A’therys Ascended

A’Therys Ascended is a Rp/PvP server utilizing the Heroes plugin alongside towny. We offer a active forums with in depth lore.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Forever Defeat

Forever Defeat – Faction pvp economy shops mcmmo!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Emeralds Found:	2061

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DarthCraft

Economy, Survival

JOIN AT PLAY.DARTHCRAFT.NET

DarthCraft is a non-PVP, survival and family-friendly server with a longstanding community focus. Players have established a great community, admins have become experienced and hosts have mastered server stability over our 4.5 years of 24/7 operation – because of this you can expect a great experience! You can join us in game and on our forums. We have players who enjoy DarthCraft from all over the world without lag – some even from Israel and many from America, allowing you to widen your understanding of different cultures.

Getting Started Because of DarthCraft’s community focus, new players are welcomed and members will be happy to assist you in getting started. DarthCraft does not tolerate griefing, and we have many skilled staff who will help by rolling back any damage caused by other players. Plugins such as McMMO, as well as the currency system enable players to strive to be the best, causing a fun competitiveness throughout the server. If you are the sort of person who doesn’t want to engage with the community, you are also welcome at DarthCraft – There is no pressure to get involved.

Inner Workings & Specs DarthCraft’s inner workings are a great balance between features, stability and reliability. We have a range of well-established plugins like Essentials, LWC & McMMO. We have Server Shops and Grief controls & rollback utilities to keep your buildings safe. We have three highly experienced hosts who have been managing Minecraft servers for years with lots of programming experience, this allows us to develop plugins and have control over our server. The server is powered by cutting edge technology, a Dell PowerEdge R730 – which has two insane 16 core Xeon processors (E5 2640 V3), 192GB of DDR4 RAM and is powered by a SSD for fast loading times. We’re connect with a 1 Gigabit bi-directional connection with state of the art DDoS protection. This allows us to deliver an experience with no lag. • Dell PowerEdge R730 • 2x 16 Core Xeon E5 2640 V3 Processors • 192GB of DDR4 RAM • SSD for fast loading • 1 Gigabit bi-directional connection • State of the art DDoS protection

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!