KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Obsidian Addicts United

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Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Farms Harvested:	139

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

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so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Ores Mined:	9148
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Shell Swap Sisters

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Bread & Chips R Us

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Items Found:	3072
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mainstay

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You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

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Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AC Off Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VomitVibesCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1341	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3101	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockCraft911

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Centurion

LifeSteal, Survival PvP Economy Faction Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests Dungeons Towny Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Whitelisted Bedwars Skywars Parkour

A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Border 512×512

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Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.