Kebab | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	139	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ores Mined:	4625	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2301	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Votes:	1760	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1615	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Votes:	4317	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Towns Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	7859	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ores Mined:	4369
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Players:	91/900	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9088
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Emeralds Found:	528
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6