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PioneerMC

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

PioneerMC Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival
Extras	No plugins, just pure survival experience
Join Now	pioneermc.org
Online Mode	Enabled

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Discord: https://discord.pioneermc.org

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla Beta 1.7.3 with no plugins.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you can build freely.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to pioneermc.org in your Minecraft client.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.pioneermc.org

Mystic Echoes 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, covers, Echoes, Gaming, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, mystic, Nina Saotome, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like diving into a vortex of Nina Saotome vibes, but with blocks and creepers! Join us for Catch-Up Tuesday and experience the power of Nina’s sisterly personality while building your own virtual world.

Why should you join? Well, imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Nina’s sultry singing voice in the background. It’s like a weirdly satisfying combo that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

Plus, we have unofficial VOD archives that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. And if you’re into lewd OC, KK, and sloppa, we got you covered with our mega archive that will leave you questioning your life choices.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Nina Saotome’s world mixed with the pixelated madness of blocky adventures. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?).

MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server

aita, Australia, Behavior, Connections, Contempt, cyclist, Drinking, EMBARRASSMENT, exclusion, hurtful, ignoring, mean girl, MeanGirlRevenge, Memories, Minecraft, partying, rich girl, roommates, sarcasm, Server, snobby, study abroad, Upset

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

So, imagine this: you’re in a Minecraft server where everyone is super nice and inclusive, except for a few mean girls who think they rule the server. They constantly exclude you, make plans without you, and even yell at you to get out of the way like you’re a pesky cyclist. But fear not, because revenge is sweet in this server!

Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!

BdayBroBetrayal

bachelor lifestyle, BdayBroBetrayal, birthday surprise, brother, city, dick move, family life, Girlfriend, horrible time, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, mutual friends, private room, right thing, Routine, Shenanigans, small town, solitude, specialty service, strip club, Warning

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	384	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Farms Harvested:	903
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crops Grown:	7650
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1370
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2403	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mines Excavated:	2789	Crops Grown:	2410
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianBlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, eastern europe, Erdogan, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, nonnegotiable, Peacekeeping, political statements, regional stability, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, turkey, Ukraine, UkrainianBlockParty

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

lol ok so like this server is like the bomb diggity yo. we got like, ukraine and turkey up in here, but like in minecraft form. erdogan is all like “yo ukraine’s land is like, not up for grabs bro” and we’re all like “yeah bro, we got ukraine’s back in this server, come join us and protect the land with us.”

we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, intel, intelligence reports, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, NoPeaceDeal, peace deal, peace negotiations, political analysis, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sources, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	4681
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!

ProteinCraft: MouseSpeak Upgrade

amino acid change, biology, Communication, DENISOVANS, Evolution, genetic mutation, genetics, human evolution, human language, human-specific variant, language development, Mice, MouseSpeak, Neanderthals, NOVA1, protein, ProteinCraft, research, scientific discovery, Speech, Upgrade, vocal sounds, vocalization

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got amino acids changin’ proteins and makin’ mice talk like humans! We got NOVA1 protein switcheroos makin’ Neanderthals and Denisovans jealous of our human-specific vocal sounds! It’s like a science experiment gone wild up in here! So come on and join us for some wacky fun and mutant mice shenanigans!

Helpful NEETs Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, aging parents, appreciation, caregiving, cleaning, Cooking, Family Support, financial independence, financial means, generational wealth, gig economy, graduated college, Helpful, helpful NEET, Inheritance, job market, Job Search, Job Struggles, lowly job, NEET, neets, Realm, social needs, sustainable living

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchantments Applied:	64
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17
Farms Harvested:	248	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate NEET experience! Graduated college? Who cares! Struggle to find a job? Not a problem here! Cook and clean for aging parents? We’ll make you a virtual chef and maid! No need for financial means when you have generational wealth in Minecraft! Live off the virtual inheritance while socializing with other NEETs in our server! It’s sustainable, it’s hilarious, it’s the NEET life you never knew you needed! Join now and question your reality in the most outrageous way possible!

Players:	104/500	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	404905
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7