KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Items Found:	7604	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	240	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	247
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3575	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Animals Bred:	155

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Animals Bred:	120
Alien Abductions:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ores Mined:	8980
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1568
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Items Found:	6422
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Potions Brewed:	52
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7027
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	5248
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	24

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	252	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!