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NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8534	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8607	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	8933
Dragon Eggs Found:	1799	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	5066

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Void Gems Collected:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	148
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Votes:	298
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ores Mined:	3071	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	100/700	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Farms Harvested:	891
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3