| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5078 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3572 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2197 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1816 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2702 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 452 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6103 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4460 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 7704 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2510 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 173 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 372 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 113 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 799 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 7822 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5956 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7678 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4598 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 664 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9062 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 177 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2929 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6829 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1353 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
