Kaulana | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3303	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	3543
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
New Chunks Explored:	265955	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	1198
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Crops Grown:	1685
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Secret Passages Found:	6	Animals Bred:	31
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Emeralds Found:	8269	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	New Chunks Explored:	199595
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Votes:	2881
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ores Mined:	7516
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Potions Brewed:	183	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

Players:	97/700	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Crops Grown:	1457	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8