so like, u know how biden banned that kaspersky software? well, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even biden would wanna play on it! join us and build crazy stuff with your friends, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our server is so secure, even russia can’t hack it! come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our epic minecraft server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Chimeras Created: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyFriendz

    CraftyFriendz
    Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!

    Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Ores Mined: 5235 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • NasrallahsGoneWild

    NasrallahsGoneWild
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

    VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

    But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

    LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!
    Welcome to LanderYT SMP
    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
    Some of our tweaks:
    • Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    • The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    • DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    • CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.
    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.
    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.
    Application process:
    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.
    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQs

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

    Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

    A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

    Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

    A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

    A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Chimeras Created: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3967 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mines Excavated: 3857

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Villages Defended: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Mines Excavated: 2255

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Mines Excavated: 2583
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9031
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 310
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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