Karlsson’s Vanilla SMP: Where the Java flows like fine wine and the players are older than diamonds!

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Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join karlssonSMP?

To join karlssonSMP, please head over to our Discord server and fill out an application. You can find the application link here.

What are the server rules?

Our rules include no stealing, cheating, or griefing. We have a zero tolerance policy for such behavior to ensure a safe and fair gaming environment for all players.

Can I use mods on karlssonSMP?

Yes, we allow the use of certain mods that enhance gameplay experience without giving unfair advantages. Please check with our server moderators if you’re unsure about a specific mod.

How often does the server reset?

We conduct map resets every six months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Season 3 started on June 20th, so make sure to join in and enjoy the new beginnings.

Is PvP allowed on karlssonSMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. You can engage in player versus player combat to test your skills and earn player head drops as trophies.

Are there any in-game events on karlssonSMP?

We occasionally host in-game events and challenges for our community members. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

UncleIncelGamer420

age gap, bills, car troubles, clap back, college freshman, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, family dynamics, Family Events, generational differences, gold diggers, incel, relationships, self-pity, stay at home wife, toxic masculinity, uncle, UncleIncelGamer420, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from annoying uncles like Robby!

Join us and leave behind the self-pitying, gold-digging, and car-troubleshooting drama of real life. Our server is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any toxic family members getting in your way.

Uncle Robby may not have his life together, but you can have it all in our Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no incels or disrespectful relatives allowed!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Animals Bred:	189

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HabitHacker Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, behavior change, breaking bad habits, breaking the cycle, determination, habit formation, HabitHacker, hardest habit, healthy habits, Life Changes, lifestyle changes, mental toughness, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, quitting habits, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, success, Willpower

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to quit the hardest habit of all – mining for diamonds! Our server is so stacked with bling that you’ll never have to lift a pickaxe again. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a chain-smoker and will only give you the best loot if you can out-smoke him in a competition. So come join us and kick that diamond mining habit to the curb!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Emeralds Found:	2366
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GenZGraveyard

Beliefs, Communication, culture, Environment, fashion, generation, GenZGraveyard, habits, Industries, Innovations, knowledge, Language, Memories, Music, relationships, Skills, social media, Technology, Traditions, trends, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we believe that the only things that should die with our generation are creepers and boring gameplay.

On our server, you can expect to embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to steer clear).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4171	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WarzoneCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Geopolitics, global politics, human rights violations, Injuries, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, WarzoneCraft, wsj

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THE POOR SOULS IN UKRAINE 😂 WE PROMISE NO WARS, JUST EPIC BATTLES AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! 🤣🎮💎

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineDemocraft

authoritarianism, civil liberties, Corruption, Decline, Democracy, Democracy Index, freedom, Global, Governance, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Institute, International, MineDemocraft, political science, Politics, populism, Report, research, RIGHTS, trends

lol imagine being stuck in a world where democracy is like, so last season. come join our minecraft server where democracy is thriving like a boss! you can vote on everything from what color to paint the sheep to who gets to be the king of the pigs. be part of a world where your voice actually matters, unlike in real life where you’re just a tiny ant in a big, corrupt system. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plot to overthrow the evil dictator of the server. join us and be a part of the revolution, comrade!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ufohook

1v1, Anarchy, Arena, balanced shop, BOOSTING, building, dedicated server, Enjoyable, Factions, Hardcore, Items, KitPvP, lava survival, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Teaming, Unique, Voting, Warps, warzone, Website

UFOHOOK is a Factions PVP server that actually focuses on quality of gaming. Our server is not on shared hosting, it’s hosted on a powerful dedicated server in order to remove any lag problems. UFOHOOK has traditional factions and a balanced shop where you won’t be able to buy overpowered items. We have many warps that you can explore. Some of the players favorites are kitpvp, 1v1, and lava survival! We host many games that aren’t plugin dependent. Many people will find that since admins host them, they are more enjoyable and unique. There are tons of bases to raid and players to team up with! PvP is common on UFOHOOK in the warzone and in pvp arena, if you don’t want to pvp then just build some stuff with your friends!

Voting is a really important part of the server. Voting gives users items for free, but that isn’t really the meaning of it. Voting also boosts our server’s post on various websites. The higher we get on those pages, more users we will have.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Potions Brewed:	190
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JustStorm Minecraft server

24/7 hosting, Active players, administration, application, Discord, Discord Channel, free pass, Minecraft, Online Map, paid hosting, private server, Project, Server, stylized chat, tab chat, Updates, Vanilla Survival, Version 1.21.1, voice chat

Private server JustStorm is looking for active players

server specifications: – version 1.21.1 – host 24/7 – paid hosting – free pass – constant updates to new versions

Features of our server:

– keeping vanilla survival on the server

– minecraft chat synchronization with discord

– voice chat

– online server map

– active and understanding administration

– unique styling of the tab chat and other things

We invite you to take part in our project!

To get on the server you will need to submit an application in our dc channel

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2324	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Warcraft: Where building friendships is optional and losing them in PVP is mandatory, 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bans, border, building, captains, Discord, End.., FRIENDSHIPS, Hidden Structures, java, lives, LOSING, Mandatory, Map, Nether, Opposite team, Optional, Players, PvP, SHRINK, Shrinks.., structure, Structures, TEAM, team fighting, Warcraft, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Java Version	1.21.1
Description	Warcraft is a server about teams fighting each other. Last team with a player still alive wins.
Server Info	5,000 x 5,000 Map with hidden structures The border very slowly shrinks People have 3 lives, but lives are only taken away when killed by another player on an opposite team. Nether and End banned 4 teams, roughly 5-10 players per team Teams will be picked by team captains
Discord	https://discord.gg/b3pmdF7WGh

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the server’s discord channel.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules regarding team behavior, player interactions, and the use of certain features like the Nether and End dimensions. Make sure to read the server rules before playing.
Can I invite my friends to join my team?	Teams are usually picked by team captains, but you can coordinate with your friends to try and join the same team during team selection.
What happens if I run out of lives?	If you run out of lives, you will be eliminated from the game. Make sure to strategize and protect your lives during gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	700884	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

blast, Bleeper, Bleeper explosion, bros, Chaos, Community safety, crime, Destruction, Detonation, disbelief, emergency, explosion, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Neighborhood, Police, Questioning, Server, shock, suspects, suspicious, Vandalism, who would do this

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	4573	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

beautiful country, children’s choir, communism, conscript, device, device activation, Drives, Driving, ENEMY, generations of men, Minecraft, nationalism, oblivion, pastors, patriotism, protest, protestant patriotism, Russian communists, s&s, smp, Switch, Tears, War, ww2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	4419	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Babysitting, bowling, Cinema, cousin, Dates.., family, Food, Friends, Girlfriend, interests, Inviting, Minecraft, NoThirdWheel, okay, partner, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, spending time, UNFAIR, wrong

Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Animals Bred:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1402	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	864
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3