| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can only be appeased by building a giant statue of a potato in their honor.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a magical portal that transports you to a world where pigs can fly and chickens can dance the cha-cha. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret club where you can trade enchanted items with other players and participate in epic dance battles to win rare loot.
So say goodbye to Carson Daly and hello to the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 404 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wacky and unpredictable as they come. From building giant statues of llamas to creating elaborate pranks that will have you questioning reality, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have the legendary Chloe Kitts leading the charge, known for her daring escapades and fearless attitude. Rumor has it she once tamed a pack of wild wolves using nothing but a stack of cooked pork chops and a catchy tune on her jukebox.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the #1 University of South Carolina tales that are told around the campfire every night. From epic battles against hordes of creepers to daring rescues of stranded villagers, these stories will have you on the edge of your seat.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But wait, there’s more! We have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar so you never miss a chance to celebrate with your favorite virtual idols. And if you’re into some spicy content, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Plus, our Wheel of Names will have you spinning with excitement.
So come join us on this Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let’s build a virtual world together, one indie vtuber at a time. See you there, chuubas!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual currency trading without the risk of losing your hard-earned cash. Our community is filled with expert meme investors who can help you find your mojo and start clicking again.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy into top memes like giga and moodeng spx6900 at over 500m mcap. Who knows, you might just make billions! So come on, throw in your entire 13k and watch your virtual wallet grow.
But be warned, everything is topping now and these tops are not tops when the full bull starts. So join our Minecraft SMP today and let the memes guide you to financial success!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
⊱ Here at TreesPVP you can show your abilities in practice by trying our signature mob arena with waves, which is not so simple, and only the strongest can reach the final battle ⊰
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8168 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kuro’s game and was immediately transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and diamond blocks as far as the eye could see. But that’s not all – this player discovered a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. And all they had to do was defeat a giant chicken boss to claim it all!
But wait, there’s more! On Kuro’s game, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.
So what are you waiting for? Join Kuro’s game today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground donut society, where players trade diamonds for the most delicious pastries you’ve ever tasted. Will you be able to uncover their sugary secrets and become the ultimate donut master?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Gerald who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your place as the bravest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where donuts rule and diamonds are just a bonus. Trust us, it’s a donut-filled adventure you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
On our server, we fight against the evil Zionist forces who want to control us all. Lilith hates those zionist pieces of shit and she’s not afraid to show it. But don’t worry, we also have God and Jesus on our side (even though they have a complicated relationship with Lilith, they’re still rooting for us).
Join us on this epic journey of sacrifice, love, and personal freedom. Together, we will defeat the kikes and emerge victorious. It may be a tough road ahead, but with Lilith leading the way, we can do anything. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s kick some zionist butt!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1087 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and spontaneous dance parties in the Nether. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to photobomb your screenshots!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 198 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampede through your base, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena? That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tree of Sephiroth, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb its branches. And don’t even get us started on the Limit Break Assaults – where else can you fight off hordes of evil mobs while wearing a suit made entirely of bubble wrap?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3464 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only burden you’ll have is deciding which ridiculous hat to wear next. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So say goodbye to your old world and hello to a new adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a few accidental lava deaths. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the toll booth troll.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – STFU (Super Totally Fun Universe) or GTFO!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1753 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in a weekly sheep shearing competition, and even have the opportunity to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly spleef tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun – join us today!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 200636 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
