Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wildly entertaining as a 1941 Wolf of Wall Street? Look no further! Our server is so popular, it’s practically underrated due to all the dipshits out there trying to be contrarian. But don’t worry, we’re here to set the record straight and show you just how immensely watchable and entertaining our SMP can be.

Forget about boring and stuffy servers, this is where the real fun happens. We’ve got insane builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	160
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FatherInLawCraft

24/7, AITAH, Angry, CHANGE, child care, Depressed, father in-law, FatherInLawCraft, finish what I’m doing, Help, jump in, live in father in law, married 20+ years, moved in, Needs, not helping, occasional help, oldest 19, on-call, primary caregiver, reasoning, snapped out of it, steady job, stressed, Stroke, two kids, Upset, work full time, youngest 12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires. Need to blow off some steam? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining for diamonds – it’s the perfect stress reliever!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, especially if you’re tired of being the primary caregiver in your household. Take a break from real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re feeling guilty for not helping out more at home, don’t worry – on our server, everyone pitches in to help each other out. Whether it’s building a castle together or fighting off zombies as a team, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough wood to build your dream treehouse. It’s time to escape reality and have some lolzy fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyLaughsMC

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Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky adventures. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a laughter-filled journey that will have you ROFLing all the way to the Nether!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Void Armor Forged:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

So, like, on this server, we got semi-aquatic anole lizards that use special bubbles over their nostrils to breathe underwater. I know, right?! It’s like a whole new level of epicness! You can swim with these lizards, bro, and maybe even learn their secret bubble-breathing technique. Who knows, you might become the next Aquaman or something!

And that’s not all, peeps! We also have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids. Yes, MERMAIDS! You can trade with them, party with them, or even go on epic quests to find hidden underwater caves. It’s like a whole new world down there, man!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild, yo! Let’s goooooo! 🐊🌊💰🧜‍♂️🏝️

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	258081
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GreekPixelmon Survival

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GreekPixelmon Survival server for Pixelmon v9.1.12! Take on 8 Player Gyms, an Elite Four, and a Champion! This is a brand new Pixelmon Survival server, come and experience some awesome monthly Pixelmon Giveaway Events, as well as monthly Mystery Gift events on GreekPixelmon Survival!

GREEKPIXELMON SURVIVAL FEATURES: l- PlayerWarps l- EV Training area l – Shops GUI l – Reports l – PlayerShops (ChestShops) l – BYG l – HeadDatabase l – Custom Kits l – GriefPrevention l – WonderTrade l – GTS/STS l – BetterTeams

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Valhalla – CREATIVE SERVER 1.18 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.18, 1.21, Adrenaline, Arenas, Community, Creative, creative modes, Economy, Events, game modes, Jail, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Quests, Ratings, SECURITY, Server, Stability, Valhalla

Welcome to our unique Minecraft server, where you will find an incredible combination of mobs, exciting PvP battles, a well-thought-out economy and a strict prison system!

What awaits you on our server?

PvP Arenas

Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of PvP battles! Fight other players in various arenas, prove your superiority and become a legend. In our rating match system, every fight matters. Show who’s the boss and earn unique rewards!

Economy

Our economic system is the heart of the server. Trade with other players, open your own stores, participate in auctions and accumulate wealth. Manage your resources wisely to become the most successful entrepreneur on the server!

Jail

Have you broken the rules? Welcome to prison! Here you will have to atone for your sins by completing various tasks and working for the good of the community. The faster you cope with the tests, the faster you will return to normal life. But be careful – repeated violations can lead to stricter measures!

Features of our server:

Unique Quests and Events: There’s always something to do! Weekly events, special missions, and themed holidays.

Active Community: Friendly players and active administration are always ready to help.

Stability and security: The server runs on powerful hardware, which ensures minimal lags and maximum protection from cheaters.

Diverse Game Modes: In addition to PvP, you can enjoy creative modes and much more.

Join us and become a part of this exciting world where everyone will find something to do. Our server is not just a game, it is a whole universe of possibilities!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Date Night Minecraft Server

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So, picture this: you’re on a date with a girl, right? And you’re hitting it off, having a great time, when suddenly she drops the bombshell that she wants to meet up again for coffee next week. Now, you might be thinking, “Did I mess up? Am I in the friend zone?” But fear not, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be swimming in so much virtual love and attention that you won’t even remember what it’s like to worry about real-life dates. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the perfect pixelated coffee shop on our server, you’ll attract all the girls like bees to honey. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7778	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Collab King Ojiro Makoto’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada have teamed up to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous group of zombie villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada would want you to!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FrescaGate Daycare

accusations, Apology, Babysitting, bedtime routine, Bonding, child care, Communication, cousin, daycare, family drama, Family Events, forgiveness, Fresca, FrescaGate, misunderstanding, overnight babysitting, PAJAMAS, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Trust, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine this: you’re babysitting your cousin’s kid in Minecraft and accidentally give them a potion of invisibility instead of a bottle of milk. Chaos ensues as the kid disappears into thin air, only to reappear riding a pig through the Nether. Can you save the day and bring them back safely?

Or how about this: you build a giant castle in our server, only to have it stolen by a band of mischievous villagers who claim it as their own kingdom. Will you negotiate with them peacefully or wage war to reclaim your rightful throne?

With endless possibilities and ridiculous scenarios, our Minecraft server is the place to be for non-stop laughter and excitement. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ThriftyGifts Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild journey filled with laughter, pranks, and shenanigans galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a llama with a mustache.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs. That’s right, free gold just for signing up!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyClan: Family Over Diamonds!

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Are you tired of choosing between money and family in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you don’t have to choose at all! Join us and build a mansion made of diamonds for your family while swimming in a pool of emeralds. Who needs money when you can have both on our server? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually your long-lost cousin looking for a family reunion. Join now for a chance to reunite with your dragon kin and become the richest family in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5655
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KangarooCraft: The Land Down Under with extra shrimp on the barbie. No dingos allowed!

Allowed, ban evasion, barbie, Chunks, common sense, Community Resources, Contraptions, Currency, dingos, EXTRA, future plans, Griefing, guides, HACKING, KangarooCraft, Land, Land claiming, LIVESTREAMS, Network, Redstone, rules, Shrimp, smp, Spamming, spectator, Teleport, Vanilla

Server Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server to ensure a safe and cultural fitting environment. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and methods to protect from griefing.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics
Decently sized shopping area with player created shops
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for protection
Multiple worlds with no full resets planned
Part of a growing network with additional servers
External community resources like Discord and a wiki

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you want to play Minecraft with friends or solo, this server is a great choice for you.

FAQ

1. How can I join the AussieSMP server?

To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelist-based, so applications are necessary.

2. Is the server purely vanilla?

The server has some extra features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it’s not a completely pure vanilla experience.

3. What is the server’s location?

The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia.

4. Are there any rules to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable environment. Not following the rules may result in removal from the community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Asian decor, bonsai trees, cultural heritage, home, interior design, Japan, japanese architecture, Japanese craftsmanship, Japanese culture, Minecraft, minimalist decor, natural materials, Palace, peaceful living, PIXEL, Server, shoji screens, Sliding Doors, tatami mats, tea ceremony, traditional home, traditional Japanese home, traditional living, Zen living

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Japan is not just a country, it’s a way of life! Join us on this wild ride as we explore the land of the rising sun in pixelated glory.

Ever wanted to ride a giant sushi roll through a field of cherry blossoms? Well, now you can! Our server offers unique custom mounts that will have you zipping through the landscape like a true samurai.

But that’s not all – our PvP battles are so intense, they make Godzilla vs King Kong look like a friendly game of tag. Test your skills against other players in epic duels that will leave you breathless (and possibly in need of a new keyboard).

And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games. From sumo wrestling with creepers to karaoke nights in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Japan like never before – just don’t be surprised if you end up craving ramen for the rest of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP

BDSM, cuck, cuckold, Cuckolding, exhibitionism, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, open relationship, Polyamory, relationship, Roleplay, sharing, smp, Submission, Submission in relationships, taboo, Trust, voyeurism, Wins

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to see the most outrageous pics that cucks have sent of their girls – we’re talking full-on collections of their favorite snaps! It’s like a virtual peep show, but with pixelated blocks instead of real people. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a scandalous adventure unlike any other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2284	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SibSquadMC: AITA for Group Text?

aita, Communication, efficient communication, estate dispute, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family obligations., family relationships, family updates, group, group messaging, group text, middle child, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling rivalry, Siblings, SibSquadMC, surgery update, text

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only fighting you’ll see is in epic PvP battles! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure.

Need a break from dealing with your wife’s siblings and their never-ending arguments? Look no further! Our server provides a safe haven where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players. Plus, our community is always ready to lend a helping hand or engage in some friendly banter.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where sending a group text doesn’t result in a family feud? Where surgery updates are met with excitement instead of estate disputes? Only here, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build.

Don’t be the “asshole” in your family, join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama behind! Who knew escaping reality could be this much fun?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	193	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	6650
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0