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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4856 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a gang of dancing creepers. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!