🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6326 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 181 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where suffering is simply not allowed! In fact, we have a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle happiness dust on all players to ensure a constant state of joy and bliss.
Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter.
Our server is so amazing that even Endermen have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. And if you ever feel sad, just hop on and our resident panda therapist will give you a virtual hug and a pep talk.
So why suffer in the real world when you can join us in Kampuchea and live your best Minecraft life? Happiness awaits!
