Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Potions Brewed: 104 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY