Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Dimension Hops: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY