Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Ores Mined: 3584
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5890
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 296 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8289 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Towns Built: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 534015
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4808
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Animals Bred: 148 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Farms Harvested: 181
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Runes Activated: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Animals Bred: 91
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 357 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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