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Beaner’s Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, aunts, BEANER, beaners, cousins, deported, Environment, fag, girlfriends loved ones, gringo, Hispanic culture, illegal family, inb4 muh family, lisp, Mexican-American, new wave grunge, Paperwork, prescription aviators, Realm, Spanish, spics, uncles, White

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crops Grown:	6406
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question your existence! Don’t call me gringo, you beaner! Stay on your side of the river, unless you want to experience the craziest adventure of your life. We don’t discriminate, we just want to have fun and build epic structures together. Plus, we have prescription aviators for everyone and play the most fag new wave grunge music you’ve ever heard. Illegal family members? Who needs ’em! Join us and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, except for those pesky illegal cousins. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh until we can’t tell reality from the Minecraft world anymore. See you on the server, amigos!

GrannyGriefMC

academic pressure, age gap, Generational conflict, GrannyGriefMC, group contribution, group dynamics, group meetings, group project, group responsibilities, groupmate absence, groupmate conflict, groupmate expectations, high school, lack of effort, late nights, leadership, research project, teamwork, unfair accusations, validation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of carrying your group like a boss in real life? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of high school projects? Then join our Minecraft server and let your building skills do the talking!

Imagine a world where you can build your own research project without any groupmates’ grandmas interfering. No more staying up late to meet deadlines, no more dealing with lazy groupmates who blame you for their lack of sleep. On our server, you are the leader of your own project, and you can build it however you want!

But beware, there may be creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your hard work. Will you be able to defend your project and prove to everyone that you are the true MVP? Join our server now and show them who’s boss!

TrumpCraft2020: ObliterateIran

Advisers, Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Instructions, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Obliterated, ObliterateIran, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8694

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Trump himself pops in and starts givin’ out orders like he’s the king of the server or somethin’. he’s all like, “if anyone tries to assassinate me, i want them OBLITERATED!” like, dude, calm down, it’s just a game! but hey, if you wanna join this server and witness the craziness for yourself, come on in! who knows what other wild stuff will happen with Trump around? join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

River Flow Ruckus

#sustainability, climate change, coastal economies, commercial fish stocks, conservation, Ecosystem Services, ecosystems, environmental impact, findings, Fishing Industry, flow, global warming, marine biodiversity, marine life, marine productivity, mediterranean sea, reduced flow, river, river flow, Ruckus, study, water demand, water scarcity

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8202
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7850

come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers flow with diamonds and the sea is made of lava! climate change? pfft, we thrive on chaos and destruction here! our marine productivity is off the charts, with fish so big they could swallow you whole! forget about commercial fish stocks, we have mythical sea creatures that will make you question reality. join us and help save our endangered ecosystems by building underwater cities and fighting off evil sea monsters. coastal economies? more like coastal party time! come on in, the water’s fine (and also on fire)!

Ethereal SMP

Adventure, bedrock, compete, custom advancements, diamonds, Discord, Ethereal, Explore, Ip:, Minecraft, money system, Players, Plugins, PORT, RICHEST, Rtp, smp, Staff, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Ethereal SMP Overview
Server Name:	Ethereal SMP
Server Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features:	RTP (Random Teleport) /sit, /spin commands Team creation Money system based on diamonds Custom advancements plugin
Discord:	Join Discord
IP:	play.etherealsmp.net
Bedrock Port:	25565

FAQ

Question: Can I join the server as a new player?	Answer: Yes, we welcome new players to join Ethereal SMP!
Question: How often does the server reset?	Answer: The server resets every year, so you don’t need to worry about losing your builds.
Question: Is there a way to teleport randomly on the server?	Answer: Yes, we have RTP (Random Teleport) plugin for players to explore new locations.
Question: How can I become staff on the server?	Answer: You can apply for staff positions on our Discord server.
Question: What can I do with diamonds on the server?	Answer: Diamonds are used as currency, where 1 diamond is equal to $100 in-game. You can compete with other players to see who can be the richest!
Question: Can I create my own team on the server?	Answer: Yes, you can create your own team with your friends and have fun together!

Mind Realm Odyssey 1.20.5

1.20.5, adult content, Anime, Dark, Disturbing, explicit, graphic, hentai, Manga, manga scanlation, manga translation, Manipulation, mental health, Mind, mind control, mind-bending, mindbreak, odyssey, Psychological, psychological torture, Realm, scanlator group, Trauma, Twisted

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – it’s gonna mindbreak your scanlator group! Yeah, you heard me right, your scanlator group is gonna be mindbroken into a whole new level of existence, man. It’s gonna be like, whoa, mind blown, literally! So, like, if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and make your brain do backflips, then this server is where it’s at, my dude. Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure, join now and prepare to have your reality shattered into a million pieces!

NoGFNoEntryCraft

Birthday Party, Black, brother, Christmas card, close friends, dress code, ENGAGEMENT, family, Girlfriend, NoGFNoEntryCraft, overreacted, Party, photos, red, relationship, roommates, Rude, Siblings, sister-in-law, tradition, White

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Items Found:	1248	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over the color of virtual clothing.

Imagine a world where players fight tooth and nail over who gets to wear white in a virtual party. Will Sarah show up in white against all odds? Will the Christmas card photo be forever tainted by the drama? Only on our server will you experience such thrilling and ridiculous scenarios.

Join now and be part of the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyNahOutMoment

awkward, awkward moments, bad dates, bad first dates, biggest nah, CraftyNahOutMoment, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, deal breakers, EMBARRASSING, funny, I’m out moment, instant turn offs, nope moments, red flags, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date ever

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Star Shards Collected:	165	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to scream “Nah, I’m out”? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us for a date with adventure, where you can build your dream world and escape from all those cringey moments. Say goodbye to awkward small talk and hello to epic battles with creepers and zombies. Who needs romance when you have diamonds and redstone? Join us now and never have a “Nah, I’m out” moment again!

FloralCove

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

smp.floralcove.fun

Eviyon Network

battle, bedwar, Bedwars, building, challenge, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Eviyon Network, Experience, Faction, gameplay, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, Practice, PvP, Skyblock, skywar, Survival, Variety

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crops Grown:	6810	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Eviyon Network is a Minecraft network that offers a variety of different game modes for players to enjoy, such as BedWar, SkyBlock, Survival, Faction, SkyWar, Practice and more. Each game mode offers its own unique gameplay experience, allowing players to choose the type of game they want to play. Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a creative building project, or a fast-paced battle, Eviyon Network has something for everyone.

mc.eviyon.net

LIMITLESS SMP

#youtube, 24/7, artists, bliss plugins, Challenges, Events, friendly community, Google Forms, Jerold, Levels, LifeSteal, Limitless, Lore, Modded, Pedos, safe space, smp, Staff, twitch, video application, YouTuber, Zero hate tolerance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Limitless SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
24/7 Server	Enjoy a rare vanilla Minecraft experience
Active Members	Engage in PvP, build, lore, or diverse gameplay
Growing Community	Perfect environment for YouTube or Twitch growth
Multiple SMPs	Future plans for modded, levels, lifesteal, and more
Respectful Players	No PvP pressure if you prefer a different playstyle
Events & Challenges	Regularly hosted events and challenges for all players
Zero Hate Tolerance	Safe space for all players with a strict anti-hate policy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Limitless SMP?

Limitless SMP offers a diverse gameplay experience with active members, community events, and a zero hate tolerance policy. Whether you’re a builder, grinder, lore writer, PvP enthusiast, or content creator, there’s something for everyone on our server.

How can I apply to join Limitless SMP?

You can apply by filling out the Google Forms linked below or by joining our open application Discord server. If you’re a YouTuber, consider making a video application to showcase your content.

Apply with Google Forms: Google Forms Link

Join our Discord server: Discord Link

Enchanted Kingdoms 1.20.6

#Movie love, 1.20.6, all-time favorites, beloved movies, beloved titles, best movies, cherished titles, cinematic gems, Enchanted, favorite movies, film favorites, film suggestions, Kingdoms, movie faves, movie recommendations, movie titles, must watch films, really like, The Light Between Oceans, top film choices, top movie picks, Top Picks

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Astral Projections Made:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
New Chunks Explored:	604144	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

OMG, bro, if you like movies, you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like being in your favorite movie but with blocks and creepers! Imagine building your own version of “The Light Between Oceans” but with a twist – maybe the oceans are made of lava and the lighthouse is actually a giant chicken! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come join us and let’s make movie magic in Minecraft!

Momma’s Basement Minecraft Server

basement, Boundaries, challenging conversations, co-dependency, Communication, Confronting, dealbreaker, emotional manipulation, Enmeshment, family dynamics, guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, individual growth, living arrangements, long-term plans, mindset, Minecraft, mommas, overbearing mother, personal growth, relationship issues, self-sufficiency, Server, Therapy

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	372359
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of living in the shadow of your girlfriend’s mom? Do you want to escape the clutches of an overbearing mother-in-law before you even tie the knot? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom that comes with building your own virtual world. No more mommy drama, no more guilt-trips for spending the night away from home. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (or at least your own blocky castle).

We’ve got therapists on standby to help you work through any mommy issues that may arise while mining for diamonds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new therapist buddy to commiserate with over a virtual campfire.

So, say goodbye to living under the thumb of your girlfriend’s mom and hello to a world where the only controlling force is your own creativity. Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of (without any meddling in-laws in sight)!

ExAckedGrief – Minecraft Server

acknowledging, acknowledging ex, Brewery, Buddies, cheers, conflicting opinions, current girlfriend, Divorce, ex husband, ex wife, ExAckedGrief, high school sweethearts, hometown visit, Minecraft, new husband, overreacting, past relationships, relationship boundaries, Respect, Server, social etiquette, spare bedroom, split opinions.

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Buildings Constructed:	48
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex and your current girlfriend both log on and start fighting over you in the chat. Will you choose to side with your high school sweetheart or your new flame? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense PvP action either way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exes, drama queens, and love triangles galore. You never know what will happen next, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions.

Join now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have ex-lovers and jealous girlfriends to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockyLastWords

bedside manner, bizarre confession, BlockyLastWords, deathbed confession, emotional moments, end of life, end of life care, final moments, Healthcare, healthcare workers, hospice care, last words, Medical Profession, Nurses, nursing profession, passing away, patient confession, patient stories, reddit, shocking confession, unexpected confession

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	54	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24

Calling all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to witness the most shocking, bizarre, and unexpected confessions from our players right before they “pass away” in-game. From confessing their undying love for a block of dirt to revealing their secret obsession with collecting virtual chickens, you never know what you’ll hear on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nurse NPC, who will listen to all your woes and heal your Minecraft wounds with her magical potions. And rumor has it, she’s heard some pretty wild confessions from players on their deathbeds. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Animals Bred:	45	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3