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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, paid-to-win Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is finally free from the clutches of the evil paid posts! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob can grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy, so make sure to impress him with your building skills and quick reflexes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into – just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Animals Bred:	59	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Maybe the Real Friends Were the Minecraft SMP Uname, Email, Pnumber, Bio, PW,…

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual treasure trove of personal information just waiting to be discovered! Join us and uncover all the juicy details about your fellow players, from their usernames to their social media profiles. Who needs diamonds when you can have all this juicy gossip instead? Join now and start digging up dirt on your friends like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Emeralds Found:	4310
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!

Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.

Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	187	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8387	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

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Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Single Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Emeralds Found:	191

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Love Letters Sent:	14
Divine Spears Created:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8798
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

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➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9018
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lazy Euro SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Emeralds Found:	3184	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Farms Harvested:	729

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

What are Minecraft servers like PokeRetreat ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to PokeRetreat that you may enjoy are: 1. Pixelmon Reforged – A popular server featuring the Pixelmon mod which adds Pokemon to the Minecraft world. With custom builds, events, and player-run gyms, Pixelmon Reforged offers a similar immersive experience to PokeRetreat. 2. PokeFind – Another server focused on Pokemon in Minecraft, PokeFind offers a unique gameplay experience with custom plugins, events, and challenges. Players can catch and train Pokemon while exploring the virtual world. 3. Complex Gaming – Known for its variety of game modes and custom features, Complex Gaming offers a diverse and engaging Minecraft experience. With a mix of traditional gameplay and unique twists, this server is sure to keep you entertained. 4. PokeSaga – A server dedicated to Pokemon fans, PokeSaga features a mix of survival gameplay with Pokemon elements. Players can explore, battle, and trade Pokemon with others in a friendly community. 5. PokeBrawl – With a focus on competitive battling and player-versus-player combat, PokeBrawl offers a thrilling and challenging experience for Pokemon trainers. Join tournaments, form alliances, and prove your skills in intense battles.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CookieSwirlC’s Ironmouse Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: CookieSwirlC, Ironmouse, and Filian all teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon together. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? It’s like a crossover episode of your favorite anime, but in Minecraft form.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right. Virtual cookies. Who needs real food when you can have an endless supply of delicious treats in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to play with CookieSwirlC herself. It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the madness today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Divine Spears Created:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crops Grown:	2964