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LukoilLulzCraft

business news, crisis management., cyberattack, cybersecurity, data breach, DiSRuPtiON, eastern europe, Energy Sector, financial impact, Geopolitics, global economy, holiday chaos, intel, international relations, Lukoil, LukoilLulzCraft, OIL INDUSTRY, Payment Failures, russia, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	4

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place ever! We got pigs that can fly and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

Once, this dude built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor fashion show we have every Friday night. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move? Yeah, it’s wild. You gotta see it to believe it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right?

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Towns Built:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2eth.vanilla-box.ru

SimplyMinecraft

admin interference, Anarchy, Anticheat, Discord, Dupe, Environment, FAQ, Hack, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, New server, OPTIMIZED SERVER, OWNER, player reports, Plugins, Server, SimplyMinecraft, Survival, Vanilla Gameplay

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	286
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

SimplyMinecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SimplyMinecraft
IP Address	simplymc.org
Discord	discord.simplymc.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I dupe?	Yes, if you find a working dupe, however we will attempt to patch it.
Can I hack?	Yes, however we do have an anticheat that tries to make it as close to vanilla gameplay as possible.

Ethereal Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, animated form, chuds, Ethereal, female titties, gain, Hate Speech, incel, incel forums, Incels, internet culture, Misogyny, Moids, online harassment, Quests, right wing, shock, spamming gore, toxic masculinity, trolling, Upset, Vile

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of dealing with vile moids and incels spamming gore everywhere? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the madness! We don’t tolerate any incel behavior here, just good old-fashioned block building and fun. Plus, we have plenty of female titties for you to touch virtually, so you can finally feel like a real man. Don’t waste your time on those right-wing incel forums, come join us and let’s build a better world together!

Pixel Poultry Palace

AGP sluts, beauty, Celebs, Community, COSPLAY, discussion, E-Girls, fap friends, fashion, forum, Gaming, general, influencers, internet girls, nursing, ONLINE, Palace, PIXEL, post, Poultry, simping, social media, Streamers

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	New Chunks Explored:	711546
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	150	Emeralds Found:	5268
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and even celebs up in here! If she’s an internet girl, you better come in and simp for her, bro! We also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts, so come on in and join the madness! Nursing edition? More like party edition, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoBandSMPHate

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	4661	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	257	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

2025, catwalk, chic, classic, clothing, COMEBACK, Designer, Fashion (Industry), fashion trend, glamour, haute couture, iconic, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, RetroThreads, Revival, runway, Style, Timeless, vintage

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Farms Harvested:	177	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

Adventure, arrested, Canadian, Communication, Edition, emergency, Endurance, Garmin inReach, GarminGate, GPS device, India, International, legal trouble, MapleCraft, Marathon, navigation, Outdoor, Running, Safety, Satellite device, Server, Technology, travel, Ultrarunner

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

2024.., Armed Forces, Army, CraftyZelenskyy2024, Defense, domestically made, Equipment, Gear, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, military strength, national security, president, Procurement, self-sufficiency, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, Ukraine, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	297	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Potions Brewed:	176	Farms Harvested:	155
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	73
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters with ex, awkward experiences, awkward family gatherings, awkward first dates, awkward interactions, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward public moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward stories, awkward work situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, MOMENTS, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

RussianDroneWars Minecraft Server

air travel, airport closures, airport operations, airport security, airport shutdowns, airspace security, aviation safety, drone attack, Drone Incidents, eastern europe, flight delays, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian airports, russian news, RussianDroneWars, security measures, Server, travel alerts, travel disruptions, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	108
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE UKRAINIAN AIRPORTS. BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR DRONES ARE FRIENDLY AND JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BLAST PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN SPOT A UKRAINIAN DRONE OR TWO. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry

alleged, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry, criminal plot, DISRUPTED, domestic terrorism, extremist, fbi, investigation, law enforcement, Major, national security, offices, organization, Plot, pro Israel, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, U.S

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	445813
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Players:	98/300	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14