Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27 Crops Grown: 6954
Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

    Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

    Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

    Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

    Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

    And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 7113
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

    Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

    Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

    Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Ores Mined: 1075 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

    Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

    But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 286 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Critter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

    But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

    Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

    Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

    Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

    Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

    Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

    But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Potions Brewed: 116
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

    Pixel Pals – Minecraft server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

    We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.

    Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Zombie Dances: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Dimension Hops: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

    Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

    Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 21 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Axisland Minecraft server

    Axisland Minecraft server

    Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Emeralds Found: 9309 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old Anti-Spam systems? Well, look no further because our server has the most EPIC Anti-Spam system you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, even the creepers are jealous!

    Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Enchantments Applied: 293
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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