KamalaCraft2024: Fake News Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Girl’s Self-Insert Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where girls are a rare sight? Well, look no further because on our server, girls are constantly self-inserting left and right! Join in on the fun and see just how many girls you can spot building epic structures and slaying zombies with their diamond swords.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of too much block-building on the human brain. Will you become a master builder or lose your mind in a sea of pixelated blocks? There’s only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. And who knows, you might even find love among the creepers and skeletons. Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	3184	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Spot Bot AI Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of bots pretending to be real players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bot-free zone! We have a strict “no bots allowed” policy and our admin team is constantly on the lookout for any sneaky AIs trying to infiltrate our ranks.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to meet some truly wacky characters. From a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of llamas who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic loot drops you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds. On our server, you’ll stumble upon chests filled with enchanted gear, rare items, and even the occasional slice of pizza (because why not?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DadlessLunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with clingy parents in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your dad wanting to have lunch with you on campus again! Our virtual world is a parent-free zone where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any family drama.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer a parent-free experience, but we also have exclusive events like “Dad-Free Fridays” where you can enjoy uninterrupted gameplay without any parental interruptions. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for independence.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to awkward lunch dates with dad. It’s time to take control of your own virtual destiny and build the life you’ve always wanted – no parents allowed!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MomDrainer420

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Are you tired of real-life drama and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone! Our server is a place where you can escape the constant tension at home and just focus on building and exploring. No more guilt trips or screaming matches over spilled water – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us and leave all your worries behind. Our virtual world is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual soup is way tastier than the real thing – no more arguments over what’s for dinner!

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Your phone won’t be blamed for any of your problems here – in fact, it might even help you build some epic structures! Don’t let the guilt get to you, just grab your virtual pickaxe and start mining away. See you in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Dragons Tamed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MovieLoverMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where your favorite movie comes to life! Imagine building a replica of the Death Star from Star Wars or reenacting the epic battles from Avengers Endgame. Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where you can create your own blockbuster hits with your friends. So grab your popcorn and join us for a cinematic adventure like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	686	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockbusterQuotes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living out your favorite movie quotes in real life.

Picture this: you’re building a castle when suddenly a group of creepers start chasing you, but instead of exploding, they start reciting famous movie lines like “I’ll be back” and “You can’t handle the truth!” It’s like a cinematic experience right in your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server has epic quests inspired by classic films, like retrieving the Holy Grail from a dungeon guarded by killer rabbits or rescuing a princess from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon (who may or may not have a Scottish accent).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, join our server and get ready for a blockbuster adventure like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Green Day Update: American Idiot

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hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

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Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mines Excavated:	4610	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Falling into the Void:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	2213	Gods Slained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FlaggedCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockyCultureShock

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Alien Abductions:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	119
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2